Whale of a tale lyrics

Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
A whale of a tale or two
'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved
On nights like this with the moon above
A whale of a tale and it's all true
I swear by my tattoo

There was Mermaid Minnie, met her down in Madagaskar
She would kiss me, any time that I would ask her
Then one evening her flame of love blew out
Blow me down and pick me up!
She swapped me for a trout

Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
A whale of a tale or two
'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved
On nights like this with the moon above
A whale of a tale and it's all true
I swear by my tattoo

There was Typhoon Tessie, met her on the coast of Java
When we kissed I bubbled up like molten lava
Then she gave me the scare of my young
Blow me down and pick me up!
She was the captain's wife

Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
A whale of a tale or two
'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved
On nights like this with the moon above
A whale of a tale and it's all true
I swear by my tattoo
there is so much more

There was Harpoon Hanna
I bought her trinkets a sailor can't afford
and when I spent my last red cent
she tossed me overboard





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i dont remember that last line being in the song..

at any rate i need to figure out the music for it heh

Schedule level up

I get my new sched starting tomorro (too bad i didnt get it this week but eh)

Sunday 4-1

monday 4-1

tuesday 10-7

wednesday 4-1

thursday 10-7

friday off

saturday off

Tony Wipes Out

Check out the fancy camera-work... top-notch documentation of pain and suffering.

i have about twenty videos from that night.. but thats the best haha